Enjoy the Ride now!

Euthanasia Cruise Lines offers a full line of cruise services and our staff is at your beck and call - for the rest of your life!

Enjoy the sumptuous buffets and fabulous shows. Relax in your spacious cabin. 
Bathe in the sun OR the moon. 


When you are ready, you may summon the doctor who will administer your final cocktail.

Whatever your heart's desire you can find it here. Go out in style because, after all, you're worth it.

...and there will be no more of this....